RAM: Random Access Mind

Where are we going to go today?

[:.CONTACT ME.:]
Any comments, questions or thoughts about the blog,
drop me a line.

[:.FAVORITE QUOTES.:]

8-11-03
"Since we no longer have the right to shoot trespassers on sight, we now reserve the right to viciously mock their clothes and haircuts. Until they cry and run home to their mommies. Long live the first amendment."
-Daniel Hill

2-5-04
"Maybe it's not the Grim Reaper. Maybe it's the Grim Rapper. Maybe it's just some guy that comes for ya and goes like 'Yo yo yo! It's time to go. You've lost all your fluids, your vitals sapped. Time to get ready for the big dirt nap.'"
-Robin Williams

2-19-04
"So Maine is cold. I think it was named Maine, which I believe is Indian for "Cold as your girlfriends feet in December". Pretty, but chilly."
-Melissa McCue

5-27-04
"If you try to take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a nonworking cat."
-Douglas Adams

[::.PLACES TO GO.::]

OTHER BLOGS

ObeeWife!
So... this is "Mad Stylin"

Melissa!
In The Key of Q

Coach Yoda!
It's Time to Make the Fencers

ADD In Action

FELLOW RASSMers

Rainbow Heron
Blog
Main Page

REALLY COOL FROODS (see Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy for definition of "frood")

Author-Type Froods

Peter David
Christopher Moore
Neil Gaiman
Dave Barry

Musician-Type Froods

Matthew Abelson
Brigid's Cross
"Weird Al" Yankovic


COMICS
Dork Tower
Dilbert
Sluggy Freelance
Non Sequitur
Fox Trot
Cleats
Get Fuzzy
Rose is Rose
9 Chickweed Lane
Something Positive
Scandal Sheet!
Queen of Wands
Lore Brand Comics
Kevin and Kell
Two Lumps
Too Much Information
Count Your Sheep
StripTease
Order of the Stick
Alien Loves Predator
Code Name: Hunter


OTHER WEBSITES

Lego Mini-You!
Mini-Mizer

Plastic Battle Robots!
Mechwarrior

Demotivators!!
Despair, Inc.

A little bit of Buddism
Shambhala Sun

Keep On Poppin'
Perpetual Bubblewrap

Defending the 1st Amendment
Comic Book Legal Defense Fund

My Fencing Club
Cyrano's Place

Seen Larry Lately?
Larry's Face

National Public Radio
NPR
WCPN
(Cleveland Area station)

Usenet Newsgroups
Google

The Official Star Wars Website
Star Wars

Online Poetry Site
Poetry.com


The WeatherPixie


Comments by: YACCS


This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?

Site Meter
Feeling The current mood of ObeeKris at www.imood.com today
Brand new kitten! Brand new kitten!
(Changed 2-15-06)
Thursday, September 19, 2002
 
JOTD
A visitor to a monastery notices that they have some very beautiful flowers on the grounds. Coming home, he tells his friends about them. Soon word starts spreading about the flowers, and the monks keep getting more and more visitors. The monks build a greenhouse and start cultivating the flowers to sell. Soon they have a thriving business and become very wealthy and are paying less and less attention to spiritual matters.
Eventually, the head of the monks' order hears about what's happening. He decides to send Brother Hue out to investigate. Brother Hue had a reputation in the order of a fearsome temper. He gets to the monastery and sees everything. A terrible rage comes over him. In a fury, he destroys the greenhouse, uproots all the plants in the ground, and burns the place to the ground, making it unusable in the future. Turning to the monks, Hue proceeds to lecture them fiercely about what they were doing.

Moral of the story:
Only Hue can prevent florist friars.



Monday, September 09, 2002
 
TALKING 'BOUT THE WEATHER
Nifty little addition down along the left side, right under the "Just Read" section. Fun little graphic for the weather in the Cleveland area. One minor problem with it.... it's not an "up-to-the-minute" type of thing.



Sunday, September 08, 2002
 
EN GUARDE!!
Had my first fencign tournament of the season today. Didn't do too terrible. Ended up 16 out of 25. Lost all my bouts but one. It's kind of a weird sport where you can say you lost most of your matches, but still had a good day. It was my 2 more important ones that were the good ones. For the fencing impared of you out there, the way a tournament runs:
It starts out with pools. Pools generally have between 5-7 people in them, depending on how many have signed up. You are (relatively) randomly sorted into your pools. You fence all the people in your pools, and your wins/losses decide your seeding for the direct eliminations, or DEs. Today, I lost all the bouts in my pool. Generally, I'll win one or two, depending on how well I'm doing. After everybody finishes their pools, all the seeding and organizing is done for the DEs and you fence those. The DEs are the "tournament" part of the tournament. That's where you get your first place, second place, etc. for the day. The pools are fenced for 3 minutes or 5 valid touches, whichever comes first. Pools used to be 4 minutes long, but the USFA (United States Fencing Association- the ruling body for fencing in the US) decided to drop them down to 3 minutes, so that they're equal to the international federations rules (The jerks!!). The DEs are 3 - 3minute periods (for a total of 9 minutes), or 15 valid touches, whichever is first there. My first DE I won 15-8 against someone I've had problems with in the past. Personally, he's a nice guy, but fencing problems. He's usually beaten me when I've fenced him before. My second DE I lost 15-5, at 8 mins 57 seconds. If I hadn't pressed my attack at the end, I could have timed the bout out, and would have lost 14-5. My opponent for this one is also someone who I've had problems with in the past. He also usually beats me, but it's been well before the full time period. Today, I took him the whole way. Of course, he's also given our top foilist (John, who just turned 13) problems in the past, so I don't really feel too terrible losing to him. He didn't goose egg me, and we went all the way to the end.
So that's how I can say I lost all my bouts but one, and still had a good day fencing.