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8-11-03
"Since we no longer have the right to shoot trespassers on sight, we now reserve the right to viciously mock their clothes and haircuts. Until they cry and run home to their mommies. Long live the first amendment."
-Daniel Hill

2-5-04
"Maybe it's not the Grim Reaper. Maybe it's the Grim Rapper. Maybe it's just some guy that comes for ya and goes like 'Yo yo yo! It's time to go. You've lost all your fluids, your vitals sapped. Time to get ready for the big dirt nap.'"
-Robin Williams

2-19-04
"So Maine is cold. I think it was named Maine, which I believe is Indian for "Cold as your girlfriends feet in December". Pretty, but chilly."
-Melissa McCue

5-27-04
"If you try to take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a nonworking cat."
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Sunday, May 30, 2004
 
JESUS, A MEXICAN WRESTLER, AND A LESBIAN WALK INTO A CANADIAN BAR...
It's amazing the extremes you can get in 24 hours (and no, I'm not refering to Ohio weather).

Thursday, I saw a great movie, Shrek 2. On Friday, I saw Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter.

Most people know that I find Scooby Doo to be the worst movie I've seen, followed closely by Dungeons & Dragons. JC,VH is right up there with them.

However, unlike SD and D&D, JC,VH borders on being so bad, that it's almost good. It's definately much more entertaining than SD and D&D, though I think that's unintentional. The writing is horrible, the acting terrible, the plot is missing (or at least lost and probably dying somewhere). The special effects are lousy, the sound effects stupid, and the lines have been redubbed badly. It looks like it was shot with a camcorder.

Jesus fights vampires, the Keystone Atheists (it's not what they're called, but the name fits), and has a musical dance number. He also gets a shave, haircut, and modern clothes.

And yet, the movie is still funny.

If you want to see what I'm talking about, you can go see the trailer here.

(And yes, Jesus, a Mexican wrestler, and a lesbian really do walk into a bar.)



Thursday, May 27, 2004
 
LOOKING FOR MR. RIGHT IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES
Went and saw Shrek 2 this afternoon. Great movie. If you liked (or loved) the first movie, you'll definately like (or love) this one. It's one of the rare sequals that is actually as good as the first.

I won't say too much about it, so that I don't ruin it for people, but I highly, highly recommend you go see it, if you haven't already. It's one I'll definately catch at least once or twice more in the theater.



Monday, May 17, 2004
 
DON'T ASK
I thought of a great name for a punk band: Amish Roadrage.